about
My entry for Challenge 3 of Masters of Song Fu 6, which was to write a song involving a recipe.
lyrics
[Verse 1]
You'd better close up your kitchen,
Keep it under lock and key.
Don't let anybody,
See your secret recipe.
'Cause there is someone who's out to get you,
He wants a piece of the pie...
[Chorus]
Secret Recipe Ninja (Secret Recipe Ninja),
Secret Recipe Ninja (Secret Recipe Ninja),
Secret Recipe Ninja is after you.
[Verse 2]
He might take all of your sugar,
Maybe he will steal your eggs.
He'll get in your freezer,
And remove your chicken legs.
Your grandma's cookies are next on his list,
The ones she bakes every year...
[Chorus]
Secret Recipe Ninja (Secret Recipe Ninja),
Secret Recipe Ninja (Secret Recipe Ninja),
Secret Recipe Ninja is after you.
[Bridge]
He might slip in through the window,
Or he might come in through the door,
He could come up through the plumbing,
Or through the cracks in the floor.
[Flute Solo]
[Verse 3]
He's hiding inside your pantry,
Waiting for the night to fall,
That noise in the kitchen,
Didn't come from him at all!
Your recipes are no longer safe here,
There's nothing else you can do...
[Chorus]
Secret Recipe Ninja (Secret Recipe Ninja),
Secret Recipe Ninja (Secret Recipe Ninja),
Secret Recipe Ninja is after you.
[Coda]
(Secret Recipe Ninja) Secret Recipe Ninja,
(Secret Recipe Ninja) Secret Recipe Ninja,
(Secret Recipe Ninja) Secret Recipe Ninja.
credits
from
Fu For Thought,
track released March 8, 2010
Featuring my sister on the backing vocals.
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